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Things I have learned
Mar. 17th, 2005 07:54 am1: Do not attempt to get into a belching contest with Mr. Marko. He will win. This is as assured as the sun rising tomorrow. The man has a disturbing and thoroughly impressive talent.
1a: Do not eat his salsa, either. I believe he puts some form of acid in there. I may have seen a tortilla chip burst into flames upon dipping, although that may just have been Jubilee's fault.
2: When watching "Braveheart", do not joke to Terry that "the Scots and the Irish are basically the same, right?". She punches hard.
3: Staying up until 1am watching movies with classmates? Priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Xavier's.
1a: Do not eat his salsa, either. I believe he puts some form of acid in there. I may have seen a tortilla chip burst into flames upon dipping, although that may just have been Jubilee's fault.
2: When watching "Braveheart", do not joke to Terry that "the Scots and the Irish are basically the same, right?". She punches hard.
3: Staying up until 1am watching movies with classmates? Priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Xavier's.
