Oh, joy.

[x_maker]

So I get a number of scholarship packages in the mail today. Hey, if anyone thought of applying for the "Hope For The Future" scholarship sponsored by the DuBerry Educational Fund, don't. Here's what came in the mail with the scholarship application.

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[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Actually, if the kid on the left were Japanese and not Chinese, I'd swear that he looks like this little prick who's the son of a family friend. His father is a mutant, and I believe he is too.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Oh good God.

Makes you want to write back and say "Yeah, what's your point?"

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I just threw up in my mouth a little

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Well, now I've gone and shattered my teeth...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Christ on a fucking cracker. THIS SHIT is why my parents still send me questions about plastic surgery on my ears.

Fuck that noise. Fuck it in it's small minded EAR.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Kinda clever propaganda job, though--subliminally you're cued to think one out of every four kids could be a mutant, and hell, even in Salem Center, counting us, I'd call that way high. But if you didn't know that, it'd be easy to start looking at any group of four kids and wondering.

I mean, sure, it's blatant manipulative fearmongery, but I thought that was a pretty smart touch by somebody. Always good to remember they aren't all dumbasses.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

gimme the paperwork and I'll apply.

show them some hope for the future.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

That's it.

Who here's seen Sneakers?