All right, you got us.

[x_maker]

On behalf of myself and my suitemates, we accept being defeated, one-upped, outdone, humiliated, and in the modern parlance, PWND. I personally swear that I will not let Marius S.C. Laverne, the mastermind and responsible party for this entire endeavor, coerce me into such an ill-advised venture in the future.

Whose black slip is this, anyway? I'm sure it looks much better on you than me.

JHF

P.S.: In conclusion, totally Marius' idea.