Saline and cat hair do not mix

[x_maker]

Catseye! The cup full of clear liquid on my desk is NOT water for you to drink! It's pH-balanced saline solution that needs to be kept in a state of static electrolysis for my contacts. If you insist on drinking from it while the little wires are there, not only will it give you one hell of a shock, but you'll also ruin the solution and I'll have to run the salinization cycle all over again.

And if you could return my #8 Torx driver, I'd really appreciate it. Yes, I know it's shiny, but I *need* it for my work, okay?

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In that case...

[x-jetstream.livejournal.com]

Once we isolate your room from the rest of the Mansion, I have some Deicide that would sound _lovely_ turned up to 11.

Sure, the bass will probably liquefy your remaining organs and limbs, but you'll go out with a smile.

Haroun