Saline and cat hair do not mix

[x_maker]

Catseye! The cup full of clear liquid on my desk is NOT water for you to drink! It's pH-balanced saline solution that needs to be kept in a state of static electrolysis for my contacts. If you insist on drinking from it while the little wires are there, not only will it give you one hell of a shock, but you'll also ruin the solution and I'll have to run the salinization cycle all over again.

And if you could return my #8 Torx driver, I'd really appreciate it. Yes, I know it's shiny, but I *need* it for my work, okay?

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Yes, we all heard about you and your "climbing" with that hot tutor lady that Mr. Dayspring brought for you.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What? We chased squirrels. She's like, twice my age. I have no chance in -hell-.

I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't if I did have the chance, but she's like -twice my age-.. Hot. Crazy hot. But it ain't happening.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

To quote some ancient-ass song: You've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, you're hot for teacher.

"Chased squirrels"?

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Squirrels. You know, those little fuzzy things with the tails?

Wait, no. Hang on. I'll go get one so you can see for yourself.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

You bring a squirrel into this suite and I swear to GOD, Gibney, I'll put Ex-lax into your kibble.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Too late.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

BAD DOG! BAD DOG!