Ah, my crazy parents

[x_maker]

"Hi, son! We're going to your uncle's ranch for Christmas this year, except he's turned his spare room into an herb garden, and his motor home's not really big enough for more than us two, so if your friends have plans for Christmas holidays, we're okay with them!"

Well. Not like I *like* going to Crazy Uncle Naze's for the holidays, but man, I hate it when my parents actually beat me to the punch when it comes to avoiding family gatherings. So I suppose my stuff's going under the tree here this year. Whee.

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*sighs*

[x-jetstream.livejournal.com]

We'll get you straightened out yet, kid.

Salaam,
Haroun

PS - Christmas is always a wearying time. Especially in America. It's so oppressively capitalist and Christian at the same time.

Re: *sighs*

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

Hey, everyone puts up with your people doing the not-eating for Rama-lama-ding-dong days, suck it up and deal with a little American tradition for a while.

Re: *sighs*

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I thought Rama-lama-ding-dong was that director? I know damn well I remember you saying that...

Re: *sighs*

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

No, that's M. Night Shammamuumuuland or something.

Re: *sighs*

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

Does anyone understand his most recent trailer?

It claims to be a bedtime story. Possibly about people who live in lawn sprinklers.

There's a difference...

[x-jetstream.livejournal.com]

Between Ramadan, a time for introspection and fasting, and this oppressive celebrate-or-die mania going on all around me.

When was the last time you saw a Ramadan sale?

I rest my case.

Salaam,
Haroun

Re: There's a difference...

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

What are they going to sell for Ramadan? Rocks and bombs?