Nazé is my father's uncle, and he's crazier than you on a bad day. Doesn't have a phone, much less internet access. Lives out in Colorado, and apparently his big passion this year is growing herbs. Year before that it was building log cabins, and before that it was making tinfoil hats to defend against the mind control lasers.

We used to go out there every summer to spend a week or two with him. Living hell, I tell you. Fun guy, but stuck in the Stone Age.