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John Henry Forge ([personal profile] x_maker) wrote2005-10-28 09:11 am
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To the Laundry Terrorist

Not that it matters for my underwear, but now all my white shirts are varying shades of lavender and pink. PINK! I will find you, and I will END you, O depositor of the one purple sock in my laundry! There will be beatings. Of a sort.
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[identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Catseye thinks those are all very nice colors!

[identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
No worries, mate. Everyone knows it takes a real man to wear pink. --though I can understand where you'd be a bit worried.

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, thanks, man. I--

--wait, are you casting aspersions on my manhood?

[identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Just pointing out I'm not the one who suggested the spontaneous feeding experiment the other day. There's not many would volunteer to be chewed on by the new guy out of the blue. Can give a bloke weird ideas.

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[identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
MouthyBiteyBoy said yes to the whole thing. Catseye would like to point out that there is a lot of "not helping the case" in that!

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[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the experiment worked and had better-than-expected side effects. Learned that it's a lot less traumatic apparently when the victim donor isn't struggling. I think I felt woozy for like, fifteen minutes, but that was it.

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[identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
PBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!

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[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, now I'm grounded, got chewed on by TWO of my classmates, and the bruise on my forearm is just starting to fade. Fair trade for getting my powers back and helping learn a little more about Marius's.

But as I had to swear to Doctor MacTaggart and the Professor, I will not volunteer myself as a human guinea pig without checking with the doctors first. Ah, meddlesome bureaucracy.

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[identity profile] x-mactaggart.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking of meddling, Forge, you have homework waiting for you in my office.

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[identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Learned that it's a lot less traumatic apparently when the victim donor isn't struggling.

That, and when it hasn't gotten to the point where I'm full-on psychotic before anyone realizes I missed a meal. And that's fine with me. The less often I wake up with a concussion, the better.


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[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
THAT would be why the docs were talking about banking donor material and trying to find a synthetic substitute. Biochemistry's so not my area of expertise, though.

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[identity profile] x-rahne.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Just at a guess here, I'm thinking a lack of hunger-induced psychosis probably makes most things less traumatic. (We'd actually already picked up on your calming down if there's not any struggling, but 'tis also useful to know that when you're conscious you can let go on purpose.)

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[identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sigh. Why does no one believe it was in the name of Science? Science!

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[identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
Because BrainyButtBoy has used that excuse way too often.

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2005-10-28 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intentions..."

Okay, maybe song lyrics here and there. ;-)
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