Assistance requested

[x_maker]

If anyone not involved with the current work in the medlab is making use of the building mainframe, I'd like to ask if that work can't be suspended for a while, so long as it is non-critical. Right now we need all the processor power we can get, and we're trying to do so without bringing all the subordinate systems offline. If things are a little slow getting your email or making posts to the journal system, I apologize. Needs must.

Also - if someone can go up to my suite and undock my iPod and bring it down to me? I have a feeling that I am going to need to overclock my brain a little bit today, and it requires the proper soundtrack.

And since I am told I have to ask properly, ahem: Your Dread Lord and Master of all things Technological demands tribute of one 24-pack of caffeinated cola beverage and one pack of frosted Pop-Tarts.

If it's not too much trouble.

Comments

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye will bring the LoudMusicThing down! And will not pounce on it at all while looking for it, not that!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Beacuse I am such a nice person, I have deposited one 24-pack of Mountain Dew and one box of Hot Fudge Sundae pop-tarts outside your lab door. You looked busy, and I did not wish to disturb thy dreadfulness. You need other perishables, such as crackers or the blood of a 1,000 virgins, do not hesitate to ask.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

I'm going to be at your lab door at 7am tomorrow morning. you will leave the lab for 30 minutes for a shower, brush your teeth and put on clean clothing (including underwear) and will not return until exactly 7:30am whether you like it or not.

and I will be bringing frybread with cinininininimon and honey and apple juice. genius cannot live on poptarts and caffiene alone after all.