x_maker | Thanks, mystery present-giver...

...who leaves purple hair stuck under the bed.

And I even found the Doritos hidden under the pillow.

Yesterday, actually. I just only woke up a few hours ago, so it's technically kind of like the morning after but not really.

Still, this calls for, I dunno, something.

Do you like milkshakes? Because I can make a mean milkshake.

Dude, mean milkshakes make me think of like, milkshakes with, I dunno, black pepper and cilantro in them or something.